Lateralizado / porque centrarse es imposible

Domingo, 24 de septiembre de 2006 / 18:11

Forrondosco, gatuno, regomeyo, caldofrán

Plas, plas, plas.

Simplemente genial. Espero que por mucho que se estén desperdigando por las cadenas analógicas, no dejen de hacer cosas así. Sería todo un desperdicio.

**si necesitas ver esto para entenderlo, mereces morir.**

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Lunes, 04 de septiembre de 2006 / 02:02

Die Sonne scheint

Gracias. Hacía más de dos meses que no tenía un orgasmo así.

**nota mental #1: guardar para otro día lo que tocaba para hoy**
**nota mental #2: vete de bitácoras! vete de bitácoras!!**

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Martes, 06 de junio de 2006 / 11:50

Pot bellies are sexy

Butch climbs into bed, spooning Fabienne from behind.

When Butch and Fabienne speak to each other, they speak in baby-talk.

FABIENNE
I was looking at myself in the mirror.

BUTCH
Uh-huh?

FABIENNE
I wish I had a pot.

BUTCH
You were lookin' in the mirror and you wish you had some pot?

FABIENNE
A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy.

BUTCH
Well you should be happy, 'cause you do.

FABIENNE
Shut up, Fatso! I don't have a pot! I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star," it's not the same thing.

BUTCH
I didn't realize there was a difference between a tummy and a pot belly.

FABIENNE
The difference is huge.

BUTCH
You want me to have a pot?

FABIENNE
No. Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it.

BUTCH
You think guys would find that attractive?

FABIENNE
I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.

BUTCH
If I had a pot belly, I'd punch you in it.

FABIENNE
You'd punch me in my belly?

BUTCH
Right in the belly.

FABIENNE
I'd smother you. I'd drop it on your right on your face 'til you couldn't breathe.

BUTCH
You'd do that to me?

FABIENNE
Yes!

--Pulp Fiction / Quentin Tarantino & Roger Avary

Me estoy bajando la película de nuevo sólo para ver este diálogo en castellano.

Lo que hacen las matemáticas...

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Miércoles, 17 de mayo de 2006 / 11:44

My Jolly Kitten

A este hombre voy a verlo en un par de semanas. Mataría por que diera un espectáculo así :_)

THX: Perik-A-ver-si-te-haces-un-blog-decente-Oh.

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